Friday, July 14, 2006

Dancing with Champagne and Caviar Pilot Episode 2

As the daydreamy music continues the screen fades...

Cat stand in front of Benji and Donyelle "Benji you danced Krump, Nigel said that you were brilliant and Mary says WOOOO" Donyelle you danced Contemporary and he judges said that you were great and that you really could win this competition!" "America voted and the winner of So You Think You Can Dance is..." Just then Benji screams stop stop! And he goes over to Donyelle "Donyelle I want you to know that you are my everything and it doesnt matter who wins this competition, I will love you, I want to be with you forever! Will you marry me?" Donyelle says Yes!!! Then Tahir comes busting down the door and says "Get your hands off my woman!" Tahir is holding cheese! OH NO! Benjis weakness is cheese! Benji says "NOOO Cheese, my caviar powers, *feels weaker and weaker*!" Just then Taylor, Moose and Lacey run out of the audience with hot fishsticks! We attack Tahir with fishsticks until he leaves! Then Benji gets back on his feet! And Cat is like! OMG! Can we PLEASE finish this show I have a date with Dmirty! Everybodys like GASP! So then Cat says, yea yea Im with Dmirty. But anyway America voted and the winner is...wait...its a tie. You both have won!!" Benji grabs Donyelle and kisses her romantically! Dmirty comes up on stage with his shirt open and kisses Cat! The screen fades back. Benji and Donyelle are sitting on two chairs. Donyelle says "After the break we will show a clip from our beautiful wedding" Benji says "Make sure you stay tuned we have special guest stars, Moose and Taylor! After the break"

-Taylor:)

4 comments:

Moose said...

Oh my God! I LOVE YOU!!! Lol, I was litterally laughing hysterically!!! So cheese, huh? Mine would be a canolli... (Mmmmmm). Cat HAS to be dating Dmitry... Lol, I WANT HIM OFF THE SHOW! Why'd they go and kick Musa off instead...?? Gr. Hands down, the best line ever (because I don't even know what it means, lol): Get your hands off my fingers!

I think you should win some sort of award for this!!!

~ Crying She's Laughing So Hard... MOOSE ~

(Boy would I like to be a guest star on that show...)

Moose said...

Lol, I see you changed 'fingers' to 'woman'. While still amazing, not quite so random.

Taylor said...

haha. I have no idea why I wrote fingers. I think...that...maybe all this stalking is damaging my brain...maybe too much stalking..
haha nooo! You can never do to much stalking. Or in my case drooling and wishing that you could actually stalk. yay! Time to "stalk" some more! :) I waqs hoping that you wouldnt notice my crazy change! haha

Moose said...

Hehe... Besides, those two have mighty spacious closets to hide in... When you think about it, it's not a bad gig... : D

~ Moose ~