The Wedding... Part Deux

Previously: Donyelle walks down the aisle, and they say their vows. But - oh no! - wherever could the ring have gone to?!! Super Vixen comes bounding in, handing Benji the misplaced trinket. The wedding resumes.

Now on with the show...

Happily, Nigel, who just so happens to be the priest, declares: I now pronounce you m-

*A DARK SHADOW IS CAST OVER THE GUESTS AND LOUD GASPS FILL THE ROOM*

*A FAR OFF CACKLE RESONATES, AND GLASS SHATTERS AS SOMEONE COMES FLYING THROUGH THE WINDOW*

But, no, it couldn't be! It's Brian Friedman, that very same man who haunts all our dreams... His head bobbles around (as it does in this past Wednesday's show), as he proclaims to all present, "How touching a little reunion," and, in that haunting voice of his, with the very same expression on his face that was present when he first uttered those horrifying words so many months before, "I'm crying on the inside..." Just as he is about to lunge forward to separate the lovers, his head begins to spin around, making a sickening sound as it does.

On the other side of his head is the face of none other than... Dan Karaty. That's right, everyone, my sister and I were correct... All along, they merely pretended to hate each other in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that they are............. the same person. Just think about it: Have you ever seen the two of them together...?? No?? Why, that's because, all this time, they were secretly running off to telephone booths in order to turn their head back and forth...

Alas, the two-faced villain has returned... As all others in the room begin to run around in a blind panic, desperately trying to avoid the deadly lima beans being hurled at them by the relentless judge, Benji and Donyelle spring into action. With one loving gaze, they each pirouette, quickly adorning themselves in their superhero attire.

"You can't beat us, Brian... No, Dan! No - well, whoever you are, you mean person, you! We're getting married today, and nothing you do can stop us... We KNOW it was you who changed the format of the show... And, today? You're gonna pay for it..." exclaims a passionate Caviar Man, distraught with confusion.

He and Champagne Girl use their respective weapons, the Flaming Fishsticks and the Cantankerous Canollis, to neutralize the lima beans. "Noooooooooooooooo!!!" exclaims the villain whose true identity has yet to be revealed. He plummets to the ground as a pile of mush... Or is it mashed potatoes?

After asking the caterers to scoop up the potatoes to serve at the reception, the two victorious superheroes pirouette once more, and are immediately changed back into their previous wedding attire. Turning to a bewildered Nigel (who's seriously considering requiring far more references, as well as a thorough background check, from all applicants he intends to hire in the future), Donyelle inquires, "You were saying?"

That's all for now, folks! Perhaps Taylor can add more soon.

~ Moose ~