The Wedding... Part Six, But Who Really Keeps Track...??

Hm... I wonder why half of my stories are written in the past, and half in the present... Perhaps I'll fix that later. Oh well. Anywho:

Donyelle shivers, willing herself not to cry. The last thing she needs is to have icicles on her face... As she shudders, she looses her balance and tumbles over, knocking something over... Something that made a peculiar sound... She investigates. She finds it was a box, with a rather flamboyant picture on the front:



She picks the box up, discovering the warmth it provides. Tearing it open, she is startled when Taylor and Moose come bounding out of the box, armed with their ever-flaming fishsticks. She looks at the two quizzically, and they say, "Fishstick Friends, not food!" Why? Because I just watched Finding Nemo.

Donyelle takes this as a sign. Sure, she could sustain herself on the food for a day or two, but nobody could rescue her after that. Her beloved Caviar Man, she reasons, is the only superhero powerful enough to get past the villains and open the door, and he's allergic to cheese! The protective barrier she built for him from canollis would not protect him unless he stayed within it at all times. No, she must get herself out of this mess. She picks up a fishstick, joining the two Benjelle fanatics, and determines to break free of her icy bondage.

Meanwhile...

"What could be taking her so long?!!" raves an anxious Benji, in fear for his wifey. Suddenly, he makes a decision, and goes after her. He bounds into the kitchen, only to be met with... cheese. He kneels to the floor, weakened.

Bran drops from the ceiling in the form of none other than... Natalie. He grabs Benji, and kisses passionately, all the while slipping cheese into his opponent's pocket...

Donyelle, managed, with the help of the loverly Taylor and majestic (it's a class joke) Moose, to successfully blow through the door, using the gunpowder she happened to find in the freezer and the limitlessly powerful Flaming Fishsticks. As she emerges from the locker, she sees Natalie with her husband. Gasping, and shaking her head no, she backs up, tripping over something in her path and falling backward. She realizes she has hit something far softer than the cold tile floor. Bewildered, she looks around, realizing that - no - it couldn't be. She quickly jolts up from the unconscious Benji's lap, her gaze snapping back to where she had just seen the two kissing. As she watches them, the two forms transform into Bran and an accomplice... Yes, it's the video editor who cut the kiss from the tape for the July 19th episode of So You Think You Can Dance!

Realizing she was tricked, Donyelle looks around frantically for anything to help bring Benji back to consciousness. She sees it - her bag, the very thing she had just tripped over. Snatching it up, she withdraws her necessary materials, surrounding him with as many canollis as she could find in a desperate attempt to stall the effects of the cheese. Getting an idea, she begins to stuff his clothes with the delicious dessert items. As she comes to his pocket, she is surprised to find it full. She pulls out the cheese, throwing it across the room in horror. Benji awakes with a jolt, pirouettes and grabs fishsticks from Donyelle's bag. She does the same, having to settle for the fishsticks after sacrificing all her canollis to her husband's cause. Together, Caviar Man and Champagne Girl prepare to face their enemies... The four meet in one final battle...

~ Moose ~