I'm Definitely Fish-sticking Dick Clark

In recent news, Dick Clark, that evil, evil man who took down all the SYTYCD clips on YouTube for copyright infringement, has moved on to the beautiful and innocent young Veoh. This travesty must be put to an end!!! All of my beautiful videos on MySpace met a terrible and unsavory end... Such a fate that dooms us all.

~ Confused Moose (Should I be happy about the Benjelle kiss or sad that they're not partners anymore...?? I just hope it was a much more than friends sort of kiss...) ~