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My current obsession in television is the second season of FOX's 'So You Think You Can Dance.' Naturally, I am, as all of America should be, thoroughly enthralled in the partnership of Benji Schwimmer and Donyelle Jones. The other day, I got an idea (well, that can never be a good thing)... And I posted that idea on the blog that I've been reading obsessively. I will display said post below:

moose said...
Here's my dream for the last show of the season...: Benji and Donyelle are still there (along with my other favorites - at least Allison), and, whadya know? They both win (or a, like, 6 way tie would make me even happier, lol)! Yay! Benji proposes, Donyelle says yes, and we get that hot and steamy kiss we've all been waiting for. They get married and get their own dance show, 'cause we all love them that much. I know, I know... That's TOTALLY what's gonna happen... Thank you all for your wonderous support of my amazing prediction.

11:15 PM

Taylor said...
Yes moose!!! I love you! That is sooo going to happen. Wow that would be so perfect. I would just become goop and sink into the floor if he proposes to Donyelle and she says no. But wow. Yes a dance show called Dancing with Champaigne and Caviar. lmao. wow I have no life...hahaha

8:04 AM

moose said...
I love you, too, Taylor! And it WILL happen. Goddamnit, I'll make it happen!!! I'm still sorting out just how, but I will... You just wait and see... See, and now we even have the show's wonderously superb name, so we're good to go! The two of us can go into production together. Start stalking them until they agree. MAKE THEM LOVE EACH OTHER!!! Anywho, anyone who has MySpace should add my new Benjelle page (the name is, strangely enough, 'So, You Think You Can Dance?' lol. It's the one with a picture from the Waltz.), because I only have seven friends. I maaaaaay have taken some of my stuff from this blog (*sheepish grin*), but I told people to come here! My comments are far too long, so I'll wrap it up: Taylor, I like you... We should talk, lol.

1:14 AM

Taylor said...
Yes! Of course! Ill take Donyelle and youll take Benji! And by the last episode of the show Benji will already have Donyelle's ring! :) Its gonna be so perfect! We can even get a light man to dim the lights or something...romantic! :P

10:28 PM

EXTREMELY DISPLEASED MOOSE said...
Taylor: Mwaha, our plan is finaly coming together... What do we do about this 'Tahir' (GHAAAAAA) guy, though? I suppose killing him would be a liiiiiiittle extreme, but I'm all in favor of bribery!

12:22 AM

Obviously, there have been some... developments since the original plan was hatched - NIGEL SPLIT THE UP!!! *tear* Anyway, here was my later plan of action...:

STUPID NIGEL!!! GHAAAAA! How could he split them up?!! I mean, did you see how sad Benji and Donyelle looked??!!! And they were hugging in the background!!! I so would have cried if my parents hadn't been in the room... The master plan I have going with Taylor over at is being ruined COMPLETELY!!! Benji has been quoted as saying he's 'looking for a wifey.' Now, normally, for all of us who know that Benji and Donyelle are madly in love, this would be good news... BUT THE SAME ARTICLE SAYS THAT DONYELLE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!! Gha, this sucks!!! Now Taylor and I have been forced to revise our master plan:


First of all, we have to kidnap Nigel, tie him to a telephone pole somewhere on the other side of the country, and replace him with an uncanny lookalike. Phony Nigel announces that he was all hyped up on some sort of medication when he announced the new format of the show, and changes it back to the one we know and love. As a result of this, Benji and Donyelle remain partners.

Next we have to take care of that 'Tahir' guy that Donyelle's dating. A little bribery should work just fine... I'm sure that the enormous fanbase that Benji and Donyelle have could easily pull together an insane amount of money. We'd each only have to give, like, a dollar. See? Simple.

Next Taylor and I begin to Stalk Benji and Donyelle. We subtley push them together, and, goddamnit, we make them see that they love each other!!! They stay on as the final two contestants on the show (though I LOVE Allison and Ivan, too, don't get me wrong), and, WHADDYA KNOW? THEY BOTH WIN (but replace the Celine Dion part of the deal with something they could actually want...)!!! Benji proposes. Donyelle says yes. We get that hot and steamy kiss we've all been waiting for. He's got himself a 'wifey'-to-be.

Finally, because America CLEARLY loves them, they get their own dance show, 'Dancing with Champagne and Caviar' (Taylor's name). Their wedding is televised on the show (I've always found that concept kinda scary, but we all know we're gonna wanna see it). THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

Thank You, and a Not So Grand Night,
Moose


I only hope that our plan will come to full fruition...
~ Da Moose ~