Knife In The Heart!!!

Taylor: Hold me as I cry hysterically!!!!! I'm ever more distraught over this than I was over the ending to Pirates of the Caribben: Dead Man's Chest!! I mean, those people are characters! Everything can still turn out well in the end! I wonder if Lacey is fully aware of the fact that she has just brutally torn all our hopeful and innocent hearts from our chests! I know it's creepy and stalker-ish, but I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really close to crying over this! I probably will! *Rocks back and forth as her fipple (lower lip) quivers*

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