Saturday, July 14, 2007

Moosey and Ally's Reason Why Jes'Von Is Shippier Than Sasha

Okay, so a lot of people (Including a few of our own Jes'Von Junkies, who shall remain unnamed), have been talking about how shippy Sasha is... Well, this is really quite heartbreaking, so Ally and I compiled a list of reasons why Jes'Von shippage whoops Sasha's adorable (In a purely friendly way) butt...

Sasha:
- The pre-video to the WCS is purely friendly and fooling around.
- When she falls, he falls with her, and a little on top of her.
- When they hug, they only do it at times that make sense, and they're usually friendly side hugs.
- When they stand before the judges, he has his hand on her upper back.
- The thing with the four bands was clearly planned (They did it at the same time), and so that's not all too shippy.
- So she sat on his lap... So what?
- When they're smiling all big they're either having a ton of fun fooling around in practice or just got good reviews.
- They didn't even hug when declared safe, just smiles, and walked off
- They walked to the judges in a friendly sort of way

Jes'Von:
• General
- They hug frequently and randomly
- There hugs are usually facing each other and tight
- He kisses her cheek all the time
- They both sing (Um, squee)

• Vagabond Cabaret
- Adorable glance and laughter as they walk in to meet with Wade
- Sexy, sexy hunchbacks
- Their first hug during judges, they, like, jump up and down, shaking against each other
- After Dan says they weren't as together as they could have been, they glance at each other as Sara smirks
- Random hug during Dan's critique
- Their arms are touching through the entire judging
- Random hug after Mary's critique
- She keeps her arm around him
- When Nigel comments that Sara's a B-Girl, Jesús goes, "Yeah!" and smiles at her adorably

• Paso Doble
- They held hands (Fingers locked) on the stairs after drawing their dance
- Even when she dropped herself unexpectedly, he caught her
- Oh the loving looks in that scene on the stairs *dies*
- When she falls down, he immediately reaches to help her up.
- Even when they're stumbling all over the place, he doesn't let her fall.
- When walking to the judges, they got all sexy, and, even as she laughed, he was still looking at her quite lustfully
- They turn to face each other and hug tightly, closing their eyes.
- During judging, he pulls her in from the side and smushes their faces together
- Several more random, tight hugs, often with eyes closed
- Her hand is quite close to his ass as she has her arm around him
- Even after being unjustly bashed, she looks truly happy at his good reviews
- When Nigel says she's beautiful (He is one creepy ol' man... That whole thing about 'How to handle a woman'... o_O), Jesús has on quite the geeky smile


• Krump
- When she draws it from the hat, his hand is first resting on her hip, and then he brings it up to brush her arm
- When Lil'C lifts up his shirt and runs around the room, Sara turns to smile at Jesús before beginning to lift up her shirt as the shot changes
- Another random hug at the end of the video
- Walking up to the judges, they both immediately copy what the other did
- She holds his shoulder, and shakes it encouragingly every time he gets complimented
- When Mary makes the comment about her "Little Ballroom Dress," he smiles reaaaaly big
- When he says he was mad at the grapes, she laughs and covers her face
- He immediately pulls her against him, semi facing each other, to give the number

• Week Three Elimination
- He paused and got far more choked up before saying "My Partner."
- All the shots of them crying.
- She was the first on stage, walking toward him with open arms.
- As she cried in his arms, in a reaaaaaally tight hug, he whispered in her ear, and kissed her cheek/neck.

• Results Shows
- They intertwine their hands
- They have über tight hugs
- Huuuuuge smiles (When declared safe)

• What We've Learned Since Then
- We saw them hug three times from the results show. The one shown during the credits, the one where she says "Thank you so much" (Neck kissage!), and the one with Hok standing there backstage.
- She said his elimination was "Heartbreaking"
- They were blowing kisses to each other during the taping.
- He gave a standing ovation for WCS.
- He made Pasha promise to take good care of her.







And that is why we love them so!


~ Moosey ~

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gawd, we're such hopeless fangirls, lmfao.

But Jes'von = hotsex. ;)

Moose said...

damn straight!

people will kill me for this, but jes'von is my new benjelle.

they are teh sexyness.

Anonymous said...

I think I might love Jes'Von even more, hehe. Now I'M gonna get killed.

Moose said...

oh, i thought you were saying more than love them... i was, like, um, nuh uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love them more now than i love benjelle now... but i'm staying quiet beyond that. cause i honestly don't know. and i am soooooo screwed if i'm more obesessed with jes'von than benjelle. *dies on the spot*

Moose said...

*than i love them

Anonymous said...

moose: nuuu! the new benjelles for me will always be dombra and passi! :)

but jesvon and passi is HELLA better than sasha obviously.. but whateva, the couples were gonna get split up soon anyways.

i love the dances jesvon did more than "their relationship". the top 20 and top 18 dances i will always love! i think thats like the only reason i liked them lol.. they always got good choreography

Unknown said...

Jesus is being gunned down on the IMDB boards.

anyone who has an IMDB account can you guys PLEASE do me a favor and go to http://imdb.com/title/tt0472023/board/nest/76876491
go to the last page and add one for Jesus.

some mean Chuy hating people are trying to get him outta the competition thing and since he was robbed in real life it'd be nice if he wasnt raped in this too.
...for some reason it means a lot to me that he stays in this.

Anonymous said...

SASHA are doing what it takes to win the competition but they don't want to seem unfailthful to their old partners: Jessie & Jesus

Moose said...

yes, i'm 100% rooting for sasha... just not in a shippy way, whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

I <3 Sasha... put then again I heart Pasha... and Sara... hmmm :P

none said...

stupid question: who is jes'von... oh wait, i get it... jesus and sara. lol. and sasha being sara and pasha, rite?