Thursday, December 07, 2006

Upgrade U/Update It ;)

I rewrote the lyrics to Beyonce's Upgrade U :) And I changed it to "Update It" and it's about needing to update your fic. Kind of like I do. *cough*And no I didn't rewrite the rap because I suck at writing raps. Perfect example: The La Benjlle Fmailia rap! BWAH! Okay so annyway. :)



(No this isn't my montage) Here is the video so that you can hear the original lyrics/beat:





UPDATE IT


Yeah Tay. Talk yo shizz...Tell me can you update it.. How you gon update it? I finished on the first page. You know I used to read those fics. Now I write the fics. Can you can you update it... haha.


(Verse One)

I hear you updated but I still see it on the fourth page
Ya haven't been online and it's been three and sixty-five days
I know that I'm obsessed
But I'm obsessed for a meaning
Fanfics suck you in and leave you squeeing
Believe me


Update cause it's only half done
Don't doubt yourself trust me you need one
Chapter One and last update was six days ago
So what you think we all mad at you fo

(Bridge)
We need a good fic in our lives
Thats a nice fic
New couples fresh plot lines
Thats a nice fic
Two parter or a group story
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic
Fangirls thats a nice fic


It needs to have me comin back for more
Thats a nice fic
Got me hooked by sentence four
Thats a nice fic
Got me waiting on your every word
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic
Fangirls thats a nice fic

(Chorus)
Tell me can you update it
Ytycd fic
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and
Update it Can ya up
tell me up
can ya update it
Tell me can ya update it

Tell me can ya update
Get it on the first page
Introduce me to some new scenes and
Update it Can ya up
tell me up
Can ya update it
Tell me can you update it

(Verse Two)
You can do for me what Nigel did for the fangirls
Pure satisfaction and suspense for your readers
Its understood that your entitled to your free time
But you can't leave us hanging on the last line
Believe me

Update cause its only half done
Dont doubt yourself trust me you need one
I'm reading story after story
different writers
chapter after chapter
it gets tighter



(Bridge)
We need a good fic in our lives
Thats a nice fic
New couples fresh plot lines
Thats a nice fic
Two parter or a group story
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic
Fangirls thats a nice fic


It needs to have me comin back for more
Thats a nice fic
Get me hooked by sentence four
Thats a nice fic
Got me waiting on your every word
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic
Fangirls thats a nice fic

(Chorus)
Tell me can you update it
Ytycd fic
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and
Update it Can ya up
Tell me up
Can ya update it
Tell me can ya update it

Tell me can ya update
Get it on the first page
Introduce me to some new scenes and
Update it Can ya up
Tell me up
Can ya update it
Tell me can you update it





(Hook)
Just when you think you've read it all
Secrets, Love Song, and Wonderwall
Picture your fic in the finished section
Now its a favorite, its so tight
It made you well-known on the site
But its some sadness and some smiles
That really makes a fic worthwhile
And I know you're a fic writer but
Unless you're flawless
Then you know ya fanfic aint complete without a new chapter


(Chorus)
Tell me can you update it
Ytycd fic
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and
Update it Can ya up
Tell me up
Can ya update it
Tell me can ya update it

Tell me can ya update
Get it on the first page
Introduce me to some new scenes and
Update it Can ya up
Tell me up
Can ya update it
Tell me can you update it



(Outro)
Lips of an Angel
Some Kind Of Beautiful
Pour The Champagne
Missing You Like Crazy
Raindrops Will Fall
Magic and Dancing
Learning To Let Go
What About Forever



Tell me can you update it date it
Tell me tell me can you update it date it
Time to time to time to update it date it
Tell me tell me tell me can you update it












BWHAHAHAH! I have too much free time.




-Taylor :P

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! Taylor you are the coolest!
That was gold!

Anonymous said...

ROFL! Taylor, you're my hero!!! ;-D

Nikki said...

got a new video for you. the song came on my mp3 player and inspired me heehee. hope you like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrG5Gj4FZ9k