Upgrade U/Update It ;)
I rewrote the lyrics to Beyonce's Upgrade U :) And I changed it to "Update It" and it's about needing to update your fic. Kind of like I do. *cough*And no I didn't rewrite the rap because I suck at writing raps. Perfect example: The La Benjlle Fmailia rap! BWAH! Okay so annyway. :)
(No this isn't my montage) Here is the video so that you can hear the original lyrics/beat:
UPDATE IT 
Yeah Tay. Talk yo shizz...Tell me can you update it.. How you gon update it? I finished on the first page. You know I used to read those fics. Now I write the fics. Can you can you update it... haha. 
(Verse One) 
I hear you updated but I still see it on the fourth page 
Ya haven't been online and it's been three and sixty-five days 
I know that I'm obsessed 
But I'm obsessed for a meaning 
Fanfics suck you in and leave you squeeing 
Believe me 
Update cause it's only half done 
Don't doubt yourself trust me you need one 
Chapter One and last update was six days ago 
So what you think we all mad at you fo 
(Bridge) 
We need a good fic in our lives 
Thats a nice fic 
New couples fresh plot lines 
Thats a nice fic 
Two parter or a group story 
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic 
Fangirls thats a nice fic 
It needs to have me comin back for more 
Thats a nice fic 
Got me hooked by sentence four 
Thats a nice fic 
Got me waiting on your every word 
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic 
Fangirls thats a nice fic 
(Chorus) 
Tell me can you update it 
Ytycd fic 
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and 
Update it Can ya up 
tell me up 
can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update 
Get it on the first page 
Introduce me to some new scenes and 
Update it Can ya up 
tell me up 
Can ya update it 
Tell me can you update it 
(Verse Two) 
You can do for me what Nigel did for the fangirls 
Pure satisfaction and suspense for your readers 
Its understood that your entitled to your free time 
But you can't leave us hanging on the last line 
Believe me 
Update cause its only half done 
Dont doubt yourself trust me you need one 
I'm reading story after story 
different writers 
chapter after chapter 
it gets tighter 
(Bridge) 
We need a good fic in our lives 
Thats a nice fic 
New couples fresh plot lines 
Thats a nice fic 
Two parter or a group story 
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic 
Fangirls thats a nice fic 
It needs to have me comin back for more 
Thats a nice fic 
Get me hooked by sentence four 
Thats a nice fic 
Got me waiting on your every word 
Thats a nice fic better yet a tight fic 
Fangirls thats a nice fic 
(Chorus) 
Tell me can you update it 
Ytycd fic 
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and 
Update it Can ya up 
Tell me up 
Can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update 
Get it on the first page 
Introduce me to some new scenes and 
Update it Can ya up 
Tell me up 
Can ya update it 
Tell me can you update it 
(Hook) 
Just when you think you've read it all 
Secrets, Love Song, and Wonderwall 
Picture your fic in the finished section 
Now its a favorite, its so tight 
It made you well-known on the site 
But its some sadness and some smiles 
That really makes a fic worthwhile 
And I know you're a fic writer but 
Unless you're flawless 
Then you know ya fanfic aint complete without a new chapter 
(Chorus) 
Tell me can you update it 
Ytycd fic 
Hook me up with Benjelle, Trivalie and 
Update it Can ya up 
Tell me up 
Can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update it 
Tell me can ya update 
Get it on the first page 
Introduce me to some new scenes and 
Update it Can ya up 
Tell me up 
Can ya update it 
Tell me can you update it 
(Outro) 
Lips of an Angel 
Some Kind Of Beautiful 
Pour The Champagne 
Missing You Like Crazy 
Raindrops Will Fall 
Magic and Dancing 
Learning To Let Go 
What About Forever 
Tell me can you update it date it 
Tell me tell me can you update it date it 
Time to time to time to update it date it 
Tell me tell me tell me can you update it 
BWHAHAHAH! I have too much free time.
-Taylor :P
3 comments:
OMG! Taylor you are the coolest!
That was gold!
ROFL! Taylor, you're my hero!!! ;-D
got a new video for you. the song came on my mp3 player and inspired me heehee. hope you like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrG5Gj4FZ9k
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